He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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