I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
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