But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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