did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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