okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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