omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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