Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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