When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
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