his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
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