# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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