Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
