In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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