Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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