No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
i think my cat just said my name.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
