Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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