P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
