Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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