Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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