what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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