so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
i think im in europe. pls send help
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