i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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