South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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