I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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