if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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