Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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