looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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