I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
im six kinds of drunk right now
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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