Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
