Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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