Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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