i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I need to stop coming to work sober
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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