I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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