He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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