Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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