Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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