is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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