Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Randomize
