it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Are we still banned from the library?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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