TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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