Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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