I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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