the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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