i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize
