new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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