I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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