You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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