I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Randomize
