Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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