I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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