its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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