Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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